• Just A Warning.

    If you speak negatively about John Mayer, especially failing to actually say anything to back up your opinion (which is wrong by the way) and calling him over-rated and that he knows nothing about music, you will be deleted from my life. You don’t have to like the guys music, you don’t have to even [...]

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  • Twitter Updates for 2008-07-07

    The green light is drawing me in. Oh, Jay Gatsby, you are aces. #
    It’s a boot cut and Rainbows kind of a day. Take 2. #

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    Popularity: 1% [?]

  • Long Weekend Wrap-up.

    These are the things that owned my life this past weekend:
    Happy Hour, The Summer Gin, Superbad Scrabble, Ice Cream Sandwiches, Honey Wheat Pancakes, Realising Every Better Than Ezra Song Is Trying To Be Another Band, PBR, 21-1 Pool Volleyball Games, Beach Boys, Burgers, Fireworks, Cool Runnings, Betting On Olympic Trials, Falling Asleep On Couches, [...]

    Popularity: 2% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-07-04

    @dan_crittenden Jealous of Kevin, and you. #
    @joshjoshjosh Where? #
    Megan Fox is single, Megan Fox is single, Megan Fox is single, Megan Fox is single. Just thought you should know. #

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    Popularity: 4% [?]

  • PGM.

    So the other day, my former flatmate Paul Gerard Maziar came to me wanting a logo. Paul and I go back to the early/mid zeros, and we lived together for 6 months in San Dimas, CA with our 2 other flatmates Bill and Ted (yes, really, and we were quite close to the Circle K [...]

    Popularity: 6% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-07-02

    I used to rule the world. #
    Escaped Jury Duty once again, one more day left. #
    Just got an email with the subject of “Randall Jenkins is a moron”, now I know how you really feel. #
    Is loving Aperture 2’s tether feature. #

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    Popularity: 6% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-07-01

    Leaving work, late as usual. #
    Car in front of me has a 2003 warped tour license plate frame, wow. #
    Grape flavoured Amp Energy drink is my new poison, for those of you who didn’t grow up in the 80’s, that means I like it. #

    Popularity: 7% [?]

    Popularity: 7% [?]

  • Hands Free.

    As I hope all of you living in California know, July 1 is the beginning of the hands free cell phone law. You cannot talk on a cell phone with it pressed against your ear, you can however take your eyes off the road to text, email, blog, check traffic, etc. Yes, I actually do [...]

    Popularity: 8% [?]

  • Cadburry Rube Goldberg.

    For those who have never been over to 333, you are missing out on the amazing Rube Goldberg we have on our fridge. Unfortunately it’s can’t really touch how cool this Rube is:
    a href=”http://www.collegehumor.com/videos”>funny videos at CollegeHumor
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    Popularity: 10% [?]

  • Do They Sell Mens Clothes Where You Shop?

    … or, You Are Wearing A Girls Shirt.
    Now that we have all the title possibilities out of the way.
    Just the other night Kyle and I were discussing the ridiculousness of the V-neck. It’s pretty much a plague the likes of Von Dutch hats. Sure the V is comfortable, and shows off all that cool chest [...]

    Popularity: 11% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-26

    Boom, outta here. #
    I spend more time on Olympic than any Olympian ever did. #
    Apple store. #
    New phone of the I varietel. Err replacement. #
    So starving #
    Wow, Konstantine just came on party shuffle at 11:11. #
    Mmm Salad. What? #

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    Popularity: 10% [?]

  • Supersize The Homeless.

    So the other day I stumbled across this promotion McDonalds (or McDonwalds, for those of you that need it) was running for it’s Angus 1/3 Pound Burger. If I may digress in this post, the film “Angus” is one of the better films you have never seen. It has a stellar soundtrack and the movie [...]

    Popularity: 12% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-25

    Just freed up 15 gb of nonsense. More to follow. #
    Drunk on the westside, chaos ensues. #
    Back in full effect, like my back is back. Yeah. #

    Popularity: 11% [?]

    Popularity: 11% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-22

    People hate ne because I have a black girlfriend. #
    Just gave Raekwon the head nod. #
    The Summer Gin, the official beverage of Summer 2008. #
    I smash ice with my fists, blood ensues. #

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    Popularity: 13% [?]

  • Extreme Urban Soccer.

    This is so much cooler than the last 57 soccer games I have watched (which inevitably are the only 57 soccer games I have watched, though it was cool when that one dude told the other dude his sister was “a little too experienced” in the World Cup), however it’s not nearly as cool as [...]

    Popularity: 16% [?]

  • Dropbox.

    I was graciously included on the Dropbox Beta team. Dropbox is a pretty great idea that helps you keep all your files in sync across multiple computers. It has a similiar use to the iDisk function that .Mac users would be familiar with, only it is more focused with keeping the files locally and then [...]

    Popularity: 17% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-19

    Listening to new Sigur Ros. #
    Freeways in LA suck. #
    3PM on a Thursday, oh how it reminds me of Cheerios and pudding. #

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    Popularity: 16% [?]

  • New World Moral Order.

    This is a very interesting map, created by Maurice Gomberg in 1941 (published 1942). Interesting the concepts written along with the map. It’s a shame a 3 branched “world police” couldn’t be established to help the betterment of mankind everywhere. Even if it could have, would it have helped?
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    Popularity: 17% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-17

    Wallet surgery. #
    Firefox 3′ing. It’s pretty good for a backup testing browser, there I said it. I lessthanthree Safari. #

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    Popularity: 18% [?]

  • Firefox 3.

    Does anyone understand why the version of Firefox 3 is “2.0.0.14″? Mozilla, if you are calling it Firefox 3, make the version 3.X.X., thank you.
    EDIT: Answer, because Mozilla decided to direct me to the Firefox 2 download. Because their servers were probably on fire or something? That was awesome. Step your game up!
    So since I [...]

    Popularity: 19% [?]

  • U.S. Open Wrap-up.

    I found it fitting not to publish this until the Open actually concluded, and seeing as Tiger just wrapped it up on the 19th hole today, this is long overdue:
    I was able to spend Father’s Day with my very own Father at the U.S. Open. It was a great day of golf, on a gorgeous [...]

    Popularity: 20% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-14

    I suck at Halo. #
    Why is of so hard to find a Paul Mitchell salon that actually sells spray wax? #

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    Popularity: 20% [?]

  • Try Giving Them Some Credit.

    Our country is so incredibly lost in how it treats young people. It’s no wonder young people in America feel lost or the need to act out. No one possibly thinks these people are capable of greatness.
    What happened to all the faith being in young people? What happened to giving everything to the future generations [...]

    Popularity: 20% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-11

    It’s official I just paid $5.01 for gas, and to think I actually paid $0.80 a gallon in my lifetime. #
    Tell at Key Club, every Tuesday in June. Come hang. #

    Popularity: 22% [?]

    Popularity: 22% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-11

    It’s official I just paid $5.01 for gas, and to think I actually paid $0.80 a gallon in my lifetime. #
    Tell at Key Club, every Tuesday in June. Come hang. #

    Popularity: 22% [?]

    Popularity: 22% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-10

    @joshjoshjosh Yes, Yes, Yes! #
    Leaving the office. #
    Picking up a Vizio, which means Costco for dinner. #
    @chadpearson Pandamonium! #

    Popularity: 24% [?]

    Popularity: 24% [?]

  • APB.

    Anyone who can be in contact with Jessie Poland, please let her know I want to marry her. Mostly because of the words she sings (and probably didn’t even write).
    P.S. Jessie Poland is the real name of Charlotte Sometimes.
    Popularity: 25% [?]

    Popularity: 25% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-09

    Spiderman Part Emo. #
    Geeking out about getting ready to geek out about Apple. #
    Back to being bored for another month. #
    @joelgoodman .Mac is very much worth the $99, MobileMe steps it up even further. I will gladly continue my $99 a year for those services. #
    Thank you Saudi Arabia, I almost don’t think you are [...]

    Popularity: 24% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-08

    Staples. #
    Suite for Kanye. #
    Don’t stop believing. #
    Stronger. #
    Wake up Mr. West. #
    By the way, yes I am going to have a Kanye obsession for weeks. The show was that good. #
    I hate the changes they made to the lanes of 7th street. #
    Gravity like lunar landing. #
    San Diego for 2 hours was lovely. #
    Gavin [...]

    Popularity: 26% [?]

  • Wake Up, Mr. West.

    Last night I had the absolute privilege to see the best musical performance of my life.
    I can only describe it as a one man hip hop opera. One man on stage, the band/orchestra in the pit below, and one broken spaceship.
    Kanye West just constantly impresses me with each and every thing he does, and it [...]

    Popularity: 27% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-06

    Streets still closed Downtown from the fire this morning. #
    How does a car alarm go off for 2+ hours straight? #

    Popularity: 27% [?]

    Popularity: 27% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-02

    LGB. #
    Back at work, I don’t even know what a weekend looks like. #
    Driving home, and not exactly thrilled about it. #
    Back to the office. #

    Popularity: 31% [?]

    Popularity: 31% [?]

  • Random Recommendations 6.2.08

    Mates of State - Re-arrange Us
    Utterly amazing, the best album they have ever written. Chock full of hooks, sugary, angelic, hooks.
    Chip Kidd - The Learners
    I finally finished this on my trip up North. It’s a powerful book, anyone who went to art school or designs will probably enjoy it, though I think you should read [...]

    Popularity: 33% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-06-01

    Dragonflies + Whiffle ball = Amazing. #
    I love sitting in airports, it seems. #
    Bird in the Terminal, Bird in the Terminal, Bird in the Terminal. #

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    Popularity: 33% [?]

  • In Case You Were Concerned.

    I am in Sacramento, CA, at the airport, wondering why no one uses Bonjour when they are on free open networks.
    Let’s examine that. How fun would it be to see 30 people randomly pop up on your Bonjour list in iChat and randomly IM you. Aside from the fact that it could be that creepy [...]

    Popularity: 35% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-31

    Jim Halpert 13 minutes? #
    Disneyland, be jealous. #
    On my way to Sacramento, left the house at 8 for an 8:45 flight and made it. I still love jetBlue. #

    Popularity: 33% [?]

    Popularity: 33% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-30

    Lake Show. #
    @chadpearson I’m with you Chad. #
    Mike Dunn and The Kings of New England, google it, listen, fall in love, thank me, I will thank Chad, he will thank you. #
    Escape from LA. #

    Popularity: 34% [?]

    Popularity: 34% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-29

    Exhausted in the best way possible. #
    Wondering if I will ever actually look at the pictures I took in Boston. #

    Popularity: 35% [?]

    Popularity: 35% [?]

  • The Not-So-Prodigal Son Returns.

    I am home, I flew in this morning, I went to work, I went to a stellar show at the Troubador. We Shot The Moon, William Tell and Everybody Else all put on a rather great show, I only wish I wasn’t the guy leaving before 11 because I haven’t slept a whole lot. I [...]

    Popularity: 38% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-26

    Commons. #
    Last train. #
    Parades everywhere. #
    Newbury Comics is the devil. #
    @chadpearson You were so right. #

    Popularity: 38% [?]

    Popularity: 38% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-25

    Kind of addicted to Friends. #
    Earthcomber.com = My new favourite iPhone optimized site. #
    The official uniform of New England, khakis. #

    Popularity: 38% [?]

    Popularity: 38% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-23

    And so it begins with a song of rebellion. #
    You going to Boston? Yeah. #
    Jack Black was in Waterworld? Who knew? #
    Someone died right here, fighting for something. #
    I’m in Nordstrom and Ronald Burgandy just got paged to shoes. #
    Glassier! #

    Popularity: 40% [?]

    Popularity: 40% [?]

  • All Quiet On The Western Front.

    See what I did with the title there? That is some sort of writing instrument, I dunno which, but it’s clever, like me. It’s also mysterious and exhausted, also like me.
    So the blog has been a little lacking in interesting things lately, that is mostly because my non-blogosphere life has been a little too interesting [...]

    Popularity: 43% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-21

    Rubbin’ is Racing. #
    I love Cartel, yes I mean the self-titled. #
    Laundry. #
    Coffee Bean. #
    @chadpearson You got to go to Chic-Fil-A headquarters, I would trade a year of CB&TL for that. #
    @dan_crittenden Ethical, probably not; practical beyond belief, and environmentally friendly to boot. Just say you went green. #

    Popularity: 42% [?]

    Popularity: 42% [?]

  • Brand Tags.

    From the world of “Weird things on the internet you aren’t sure what to do with”, comes Brand Tags. It’s an interesting sort of social interaction experiment I guess? Isn’t that what all of these sort of things are supposed to be?
    Anyway, it’s pretty fun for killing a few minutes. My personal favourite word association [...]

    Popularity: 46% [?]

  • Y2Khai.

    A number of years ago in college, the fellow members of our secret society were in a computer lab, doing secret society things, when one of us stumbled upon a CD-R with the words “Y2KHAI” written on them. Since we were in a lab full of Apple’s we popped it in one and one of [...]

    Popularity: 49% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-05-16

    Its such a gorgeous day, bluebird if you will. #
    Gentleman and a Scholar. #
    Just got my first Blu Ray. #
    It should be mentioned I do not own a Blu Ray player. #

    Popularity: 46% [?]

    Popularity: 46% [?]

  • Boston, I Am Yours.

    It is official, I will be in the Commonwealth a week from today. You might be like… “Isn’t that kind of a late warning?” Yes, yes it is. I just purchased my tickets yesterday, so I really didn’t feel it was official until then.
    I fly in on the redeye Thursday night, and have a quick [...]

    Popularity: 48% [?]

  • I Watched Jericho, Too.

    I found this old article from Australia about what our Congress really met about behind closed doors 2 months ago.
    Offspring Of Criminals
    Theorists wrote “Not only did members discuss new surveillance provisions as was the publicly stated reason for the closed door session, they also discussed: The imminent collapse of the U.S. economy to occur by [...]

    Popularity: 48% [?]

  • Those Liberal Californians.

    Today the State of California Supreme Court overturned a ban on same sex marriage. While I personally have had a rather vague opinion on homosexuality and even same sex parenting (I simply have beliefs on all sides of this debate), one thing no one can argue these days is that if we offer benefits to [...]

    Popularity: 49% [?]

  • Manny Ramirez Is My Favourite Ballplayer.

    The reasons why are far too numerous to list. Basically Manny is awesome, the whole Manny being Manny is the most entertaining thing in baseball these days. A few days back Manny was talking about how he could/should win a Gold Glove for how he plays the Monster. He really does play it well, and [...]

    Popularity: 49% [?]

  • I Am Not A Library.

    Yet.
    I accrue books at a rate equal to the exports of small countries. Setting aside the time to spend with a book is to many a luxury, I suppose. A moment to focus on words actually printed on white pages bound together without any connection to the internet. I still find myself battling to enjoy [...]

    Popularity: 51% [?]

  • All Of Politics Are A Fad.

    Joel posted an interesting take on the shape of Politics in his life, I was going to reply, and I thought I would do so here. You should probably read his post if you want this to make the most sense.
    I support Obama, I hope every day for him to be our next President, and [...]

    Popularity: 54% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for Week of 2008-05-05

    Perplexed with the new studio setup, basically no room for my camera. #
    Tonight I will be Forgetting, If you know what I mean. #
    New iPod sleeve is here, Working Class Heroes make felt your new addiction. #

    Turkey and Swiss, delic… ious. #
    Jealous of people who go on bike rides. #

    Elliott Smith found the perfect guitar [...]

    Popularity: 57% [?]

  • What It Is, Is A Party.

    Tonight in Long Beach will be Paul Maziar’s book release party for his collaboration with Matt Maust, “What It Is: What It Is”. It’s at Open, on Fourth, sometime around 8pm. There will be adult beverages, and probably a lot of people who are cooler than me, and I hope some who are boring.
    There will [...]

    Popularity: 53% [?]

  • Twitter Has Taken Over My Blog.

    So I have noticed now that I Twitter, and now that I added Twitter Tools to my blog, my daily digest posts of my daily Tweets are taking over my blog. It’s kind of lame actually, to me at least. I really wish I could have Twitter Tools do a weekly digest, so my blog [...]

    Popularity: 61% [?]

  • Escape.

    I sat down tonight to watch the first episode of the new season of This American Life. TAL is a program about people and their stories, it first aired as a radio program on public radio (which is where the sometimes infamous parrot story originated) and last year was turned into a television show by [...]

    Popularity: 60% [?]

  • Be Your Own Apatow.

    So a while back Cracked had this brilliantly funny satire on making your own Judd Apatow movie. Let’s face it, Apatow rules comedy right now, and while I don’t back every film he does, he knows who some of the best character actors of today are.
    In honour of me finally seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you [...]

    Popularity: 57% [?]

  • AT&T Hotspots, Free For iPhone.

    AT&T just opened up all their hotspots in the US to iPhone users. B&N, The ‘bucks and more, now free. You might remember a while back they gave free service to anyone who has their internet service, and pledged to open it up to mobile as well. They have finally done that latter. I am [...]

    Popularity: 65% [?]

  • Twitter Updates for 2008-04-30

    Laptop-less for at least a day. #
    I think I slept 10 hours last night, feel so good. #

    Popularity: 60% [?]

    Popularity: 60% [?]

  • So We Can Build Up Our Future.

    I personally do believe, that everyone is familiar with Miss Teen South Carolina already, so we can save that link/video/quote. Anyone that listens to Jim Rome also knows how much he loves to play said audio clip, so it should come as no surprise that I found the following image on Rome’s friend Tom Hoffarth’s [...]

    Popularity: 63% [?]

  • I Don’t Know What This Is.

    However it’s fairly cool. Oh, it is this.
    I believe what it does is take people’s Twitter’s from all over and randomly pulls in ones that use certain words in them. I still don’t know “what” Twitter is, but if I ever find out, I might think this is really amazing or something.
    This might kill 2 [...]

    Popularity: 66% [?]

  • Los Angeles, On A Monday Night?

    I usually don’t reserve my blog for things like this, however should anyone in the Los Angeles area be in need of an amazing evening, my good friend William Tell will be playing the Hotel Cafe at 8PM. It will be an amazing time full of pop songs, and people who have way more fun [...]

    Popularity: 66% [?]

Welcome to Randall Paul Jenkins, Esq..

I am a creator of sorts, a designer of things, you might say an artist, you might say otherwise.
I am often designing or photographing something in the world of music or fashion. I work out of a design studio in Downtown Los Angeles, Department Three.

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